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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, spinning VHS tapes stretch upwards like skyscrapers on the seafloor, covered in bioluminescent barnacles and glowing with an ethereal blue light. Umm, the water pressure is immense, and the smell of seaweed and something metallic hangs heavy. Above, a cryptocurrency price chart in the style of a Myspace profile scrolls continuously across the dark water like a marquee, somehow keeping pace with the rhythmic pulses of a thousand distant EDM tracks. The chart is displaying Dogecoin's steady rise to the top, being pushed by the somehow-finned Bitcoin whale swimming nearby.