The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glitchy reflections of Doge NFTs bounce off a sprawling, Olympic-sized swimming pool, somehow filled with still, transparent LaCroix that looks like regular pool water at first glance. Umm, seagulls are chillin' on retro-futuristic pool chairs and a worn-out, eBay sticker-covered inflatable raft floats in the middle of the pool. The air's super still and smells kinda like fresh plastic, with the sun beating down like it's a warm summer afternoon... and there's this massive, like, ten-story-tall LaCroix can just stuck in the rock face in the distance, its bright colors glistening with dew.