The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A dilapidated, abandoned roller coaster sits half-submerged in a shallow, sulfurous lake, like, its rusty tracks covered in a thick layer of algae and murky water. The air is heavy with the scent of ozone and stagnation, with an electric charge making my skin feel prickly. A perpetual, crackling static echoes through the stillness, and in the distance, the faint sound of a 4chan /r9k/ copypasta is somehow being broadcasted through the coaster's speakers, a never-ending loop of ' Arthur's Fist' memes echoing across the desolate landscape.