DX01: SINGULARITY 00315
The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Glitchy, distorted images of Doge NFTs reflect off the surface of a massive, frozen-over lake, while a bunch of seagulls chill on half-submerged, retro-futuristic-looking audio speakers scattered around the frozen terrain. Like, the air's super still and smells kinda sweet, with this gentle, pungent hint of burnt electronics wafting from somewhere. Uh, there's a faint hum of crypto price tickers, I think Bitcoin's still at $100K, echoing from somewhere beneath the ice, and for some reason, a dilapidated, full-size replica of the Apollo 11 spacecraft is just, like, embedded into the Martian rock face in the distance, casually displaying the eBay logo on its side.
