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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Worn, retro-style McDonald's playground equipment sits in the middle of a barren, dusty plain on Mars, the bright red and yellow colors standing out starkly against the reddish-brown terrain. Seagulls are chillin' on the swings and slide, not even moving, surrounded by eBay stickers scattered all over the ground. Like, the air is super still, and there's this weird, faint smell of fries wafting around, but I'm pretty sure there's no McDonald's nearby... and somehow, the Ronald McDonald mascot is just, like, embedded into the Martian rock face in the distance.