The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Crates and pallets filled with broken smart fridges sprawl across a massive, abandoned Olympic-sized pool, the bright sunlight casting no reflections on the still, completely waveless water. Uh, seagulls chill on the pool's railing, surrounded by scattered eBay stickers and a few Bored Ape Yacht Club NFTs printed on waterproof vinyl somehow stuck to the pool's floor. Like, the air is super humid and smells like ozone-free air freshener and chlorine, while the water's surface keeps displaying a glitchy live price chart of Bitcoin, still reading $100K. The sun is almost directly overhead, shining through a huge stained-glass ceiling somehow embedded above the pool.