The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tendrils of crystalline fog seep from cracks in the black basaltic rock that covers the caldera of a dormant volcano, under an overcast sky. Air pressure is extremely low here... like, it feels hard to breathe. Crystalline shards embedded with QR codes that link to archived cryptocurrency transactions pierce the fog, as water flows upwards, forming Dogecoin-branded stalactites.