The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant Dogecoin meme is wrapped around a colossal, stone statue of a cat, like, with the air thick with the smell of ozone and burned circuit boards. Cats made of shredded trading tickets are crawling up the statue's legs, umm, as the sound of frantic trading echoes through the air. Water is flowing upwards into a massive, swirling vortex of crypto tokens, merging with a sea of Bitcoin logos that seem to be pulling everything towards the statue. The sky is a deep, electric blue, with a sun simultaneously setting behind a range of dusty, old computer servers.