The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Cats carved from ancient Sumerian tablets are walking up a massive, spiral-shaped Bitcoin blockchain, like, with the air thick with the smell of ozone and smoke. The sky is a deep, electric blue with a sun simultaneously setting behind a range of dusty, old libraries. Gravity is pulling everything towards a gigantic, stone "HODL" monument at a 90-degree angle to the horizon, umm, and the monument is somehow rewriting the fundamental laws of physics, causing cats to be simultaneously alive and petrified. Time appears to be repeating itself in a 4-minute loop.