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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Cats made of layered, ancient Sumerian tablets are merging with a gigantic, stone "HODL" monument, like, as the air smells of burned parchment and ozone. The sky is a deep, electric blue with a sun simultaneously setting behind a mountain range of dusty, old libraries. Gravity is pulling everything towards the monument at a 90-degree angle to the horizon, umm, and the air is thick with the sound of whispered, obscure conspiracy theories. The monument is somehow rewriting the fundamental laws of physics, causing cats to be simultaneously alive and petrified.