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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A sprawling, MS Paint-rendered landscape stretches out, filled with crudely drawn trees and animals, like... the air smells of fresh paper and the sky is a deep, burning orange. Cats made of distorted, copied-and-pasted faces are merging with the scenery, creating a distorted, ever-changing image. The sun is simultaneously rising and setting, umm, shining through a hole punched in the fabric of reality. Gravitationally-bound toilet paper rolls are orbiting a gargantuan, poorly-drawn Pepe the Frog face that's vomiting out a never-ending stream of ASCII art dragons.