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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A colossal, crumbling statue of a cat made of fragmented GIFs dominates the landscape, like, with eyes that are just recursive image macros. The air smells of ozone and burnt wiring, umm, and it's nighttime with a sky filled with scrolling code snippets. Cats made of compressed internet memes are erupting from the surface of a massive, scrolling subreddit thread, and the statue is simultaneously sinking into the ground and remaining perfectly still. The entire scene is contained within a single, still image of a rage comic panel, and gravity is pulling everything towards the cat's scowling face, which is somehow exerting a force that's causing the sun to orbit around it.
