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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, stone-carved MS Paint logo looms, like, in the center of a desolate, ASCII art landscape. Cats made of poorly compressed JPEGs are clawing their way out of the ground, umm, with eyes that are just low-res screenshots of 4chan threads. The air smells of burnt circuit boards and it's always nighttime, with a sky filled with scrolling marquee text that says "GAME OVER" in Comic Sans. Gravity is pulling everything towards the logo, which is simultaneously being devoured by a swarm of recursive, image-macro cats that are somehow made of the same stone as the landscape.