The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, razor-thin slices of what looks like layered sponge cake are jutting out of the ground in a grid pattern, umm, no visible supports. The air's got this heavy, burnt sugar smell and it's super humid, like it's about to rain. The sun's at a 45-degree angle in the sky, casting these stark, high-contrast shadows on the ground, but one of the shadows is moving on its own, like it's trying to escape its cake slice. A loud, earsplitting whistle is coming from nowhere, even though it's dead silent otherwise.