The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant pipes and valves sprawl everywhere in a massive, industrial pumping station, with bright sunlight streaming through the grated ceiling above, like, illuminating the complex network of tubes and machinery. Seagulls perch on some of the larger pipes, watching as a weathered iPad duct-taped to a valve displays the Bitcoin live price chart, still reading $100K. The air is thick with the smell of mildew and stale water, while one of the pipes somehow keeps squirting out new Chill Guy stickers every few seconds. The Bitcoin price on the iPad changes to display a Dogecoin logo, then immediately flips back to Bitcoin.