The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Massive piles of unsold Yeezy sneakers fill up an empty ice rink under super bright arena lights, like, reflecting off the polished ice surface. The air's pretty still, but it smells of stale popcorn and sweat, and a bunch of seagulls fly around a Bitcoin live price chart displayed on a weathered iPad duct-taped to a crushed pile of sneaker boxes, still reading $100K. The sneaker boxes somehow keep getting rearranged into neat stacks despite no one touching them, and Chill Guy stickers cover the ice rink's advertisements, while a few eBay logos are somehow etched into the ice itself.