The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive, iridescent crystal formation is reflecting a pale blue light, with water flowing upwards from its surface into the clear sky. The air is really still and smells like damp earth, umm, with a hint of frost. Rocks are dissolving into the formation, becoming liquid, and the sun is stuck in a perpetual state of dawn, like, 3 AM or something. Trees with trunks made of a substance that's simultaneously solid and gas are growing out of the formation's surface at a 90-degree angle to the ground, and the sky is, like, inside out.