The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A dirty, half-empty swimming pool sits in the middle of a barren, suburban backyard, the smell of stagnant water and mildew hanging heavy in the air. Umm, a broken, eBay-branded pool toy dispenser is somehow attached to the side of the pool, spewing out Cryptopunk NFT collectible beach balls that are slowly inflating themselves. The sun is high overhead, beating down on the whole scene like it's the middle of summer, and the air is thick with the buzzing of cicadas. The Stake logo is somehow etched into the surface of the water, like it's been there forever.