The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Dense fog is pouring out of a gaping hole in the side of a dilapidated water park, like, it's filling up the entire wave pool. Umm, the air's pretty chilly and humid, and I can hear the distant hum of what sounds like a thousand malfunctioning HVAC units. A huge, rusted-out waterslide is somehow merging into a perfectly smooth, transparent tube that stretches up into the clouds, and a bunch of Tab cola cans are perpetually stuck to the slide's surface, vibrating in sync with the humming noise. The smell of chlorine and mildew is hanging heavy over everything.