The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A half-destroyed, giant Game Boy Advance lies cracked open on a massive pile of crushed cans in a huge, trash-filled quarry under a super bright, sunny sky with the sun almost directly overhead. The air is thick and smells of hot garbage and rust, while seagulls chill on the Game Boy's remains, watching a weathered iPad duct-taped to a crushed vending machine displaying the Bitcoin live price chart, still reading $100K. Like, eBay stickers somehow cover the nearby rocks, while a giant, metal eBay logo on the quarry wall seems to be slowly rebuilding itself.