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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A gleaming white marble fountain is pumping a massive stream of what looks like Mountain Dew into the air, creating a huge sugary mist that's coating the surrounding area. Umm, I'm getting hammered with the sticky smell of citrus and the sound of dril tweets being read aloud by some robotic voice. The sky above is a pale, flat grey, like it's been CSS-edited out, and there's this impossible staircase made of glitching PNG images leading straight up into it. A beat-up Reddit alien mascot is somehow stuck in the fountain's basin, spinning around in circles.