The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, crystalline pillars are rising out of a massive, shallow crater on the surface of the Moon, casting long shadows in the bright, late morning sunlight. The air's vacuum still, with a sharp smell of space dust, and... like, a live stream of a League of Legends match is somehow projected onto the crater's rim, complete with minimap and kill count. The pillars are steadily generating a localized gravitational field, somehow attracting nearby lunar regolith into a swirling vortex around each one. A low-pitched hum, like a bass line, is echoing off the crater walls.