The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Gigantic, crystal-encrusted stalactites are slowly pushing their way up from the rough, black stone floor of this massive underground chamber, like, leaving trails of glittering shards in their wake. Umm, the air's thick with the smell of damp earth and something weirdly chemical, and it's super still down here. Water's somehow flowing upwards into these perfectly symmetrical, crystal-lined pillars that are supporting the chamber's vaulted ceiling, and a massive, laser-etched mural of the Kabbalistic Tree of Life is just... unfolding across the surface of a giant, crystalline boulder at the room's center. The sun's somehow shining directly into the cavern, despite being like, miles underground.