The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm... abandoned Soviet-era Soyuz rocket is just chillin' in a... totally flooded, subterranean church, like, the stained glass windows are filtering this eerie, turquoise light onto the rocket's surface. The air's thick with the smell of kerosene and there's this low-pressure, heavy feeling to it, like being underwater. Water's somehow not corroding the rocket's metal hull, and its hatch is wide open, revealing this DALL-E generated image of Salvador Dali's The Persistence of Memory projected onto the interior surface. The rocket's antennae are still somehow receiving garbled, nonsensical replies to long-abandoned transmissions.