The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A drained, Olympic-sized swimming pool sits in the middle of a barren, dusty desert landscape under a super bright and clear blue sky. Uh, the Bitcoin live price chart, still reading $100K, is displayed on a weathered iPad duct-taped to a mangled volleyball net post, while Chill Guy stickers somehow cling to the pool's edge. The air is hot, dry, and still, and seagulls just chill on the pool's floor, watching as a giant eBay logo etched into the nearby sand dune slowly gets bigger, like it's being excavated by an invisible excavator.