The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A small, old-school TV sits on the edge of a drained kiddie pool, displaying the Bitcoin live price chart still reading $100K, in the middle of a massive, empty stadium under a clear blue sky. Uh, the air is super still and smells of freshly cut grass as seagulls just chill on the pool's edge, watching the TV as Chill Guy stickers somehow stick to the stadium's seats without peeling off. A giant eBay logo is carved into the scoreboard, which for some reason, has started displaying the results of an endless game between two nonexistent football teams, "Cybro Vikings" and "Crypto Pirates".