The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Water's pooling around the base of this ancient, colossal statue of a giant, three-headed tortoise, somehow still intact in the middle of a vast, arid impact crater. The air's heavy with an eerie stillness, and it smells like nothing at all - no scent of earth or dust or rock, just an unsettling absence of odor. The statue's shell is etched with cryptic symbols from the Discordian Principia, but the weirdest part's how its three heads are simultaneously oriented toward the cardinal directions and the Galactic Center. A low, steady hum echoes through the air.