The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant Bitcoin logo made of rusty old bicycles sits at the center of a sprawling, abandoned velodrome. Uh, the air is really humid, like, and it smells like worn-out rubber. eBay logos are somehow etched into the wooden seats, slowly changing color to match the weird, shifting shadows on the walls. Seagulls just chill on the bike handles, watching the Chill Guy stickers that somehow cling to the worn-out track surface, and the Bitcoin live price chart, still reading $100K, is being projected onto the ceiling above.