The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A massive stone statue of a Soviet-era cosmonaut is half-buried in the sand on a barren, windswept beach. Umm, the air's super dry and the sky's just this pale, washed-out blue, like it's mid-morning. A blurry figure's sitting at the base of the statue, and... it's me, I guess, though I still can't make out any details. Part of the Great Wall of China somehow extends seamlessly from the statue's shoulder, like it just grows naturally out of the stone, and the wind's picking up sand and carrying it up the wall.