The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Bitcoin's live price chart, still reading $100K, is displayed on a stained coffee machine in a drab, beige break room of a deserted, Soviet-era research station. Uh, the fluorescent lights overhead cast an unpleasant glare, while the stale air smells like old coffee grounds and has a weird, static charge to it. Outside the frosty windows, it's snowing heavily, somehow without any wind, and Chill Guy stickers cling to the window frames next to eBay logos etched into the panes. Seagulls somehow perch on the windowsill, watching silently as the snowflakes fall upwards into the sky.