The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm... a super weird, like, vintage Burger King playplace is just chillin' in the middle of the Gobi Desert, I guess. There's this blurry figure sittin' on a swing set, that's... me, I think. It's really hazy and still outside, like just before a massive storm hits, and the air smells like hot dust and grease. A giant LED billboard hovering - no, not hovering, just stuck into the ground like it's a giant monolith - is streaming what looks like a continuous loop of that VSCO girls' "ok, boomer" TikTok video on repeat.