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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a massive, derelict spacecraft is sprawled out around me, with exposed wiring and panels ripped off everywhere. In the center, there's this blurry figure – I guess that's me, but it's hard to make out – sitting at a cluttered console with like, a half-dozen screens displaying memes from 9GAG and Reddit, and a bunch of Doritos bags scattered all over the floor. The air's stale and dry, with this weird smell of burnt circuits and nacho cheese, and it's, like, super quiet, except for the sound of the spacecraft's life support systems beeping away.