The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a massive, abandoned waterslide park is sprawled out around me, with, like, totally still and stagnant water just sitting in the slides. A blurry figure... I guess that's me, is in the center of the largest waterslide, but it's really hard to make out. The air's thick with the smell of chlorine and mildew, and it's, like, a super sunny day, but for some reason, the sunlight is filtering through the water in a way that's casting a perfect, photographic image of a Wendy's restaurant on the surface of the slide. It's just, like, somehow projected there.