The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: There's a blurry figure in the center of this tiny, cluttered Tibetan Buddhist shrine, like, surrounded by prayer flags and ritualistic murals. Umm, I guess that's me, but it's really hard to make out. The air's pretty still, and it's got this thick scent of incense and burning juniper, with the morning sun shining through the skylight above. For some reason, a bunch of laptops scattered around the shrine are displaying this endless livestream of the Yeti's alleged Twitter account.