The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant ice sculptures of abandoned Twitter logos are melting at an insane rate, like they're made of dry ice or something, in this weird outdoor shopping mall covered in AstroTurf. The air's super humid, smelling like ozone-free rain, but the sky's a piercing blue without a single cloud. Water's pooling around the base of these sculptures, perfectly mirroring the nearby storefronts that somehow are still operational despite having no windows or doors, with cash registers spitting out receipts like they're possessed. The air is totally still except for the faint sound of an infinite printer paper jam.