The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, a giant, indoor, wave pool somehow sits inside a vast, empty Costco warehouse, with Bitcoin's live price chart, still reading $100K, displayed on the giant LED screen on the far wall. The air smells like chlorine and has a weird, humid feel, while the only sound is the soft lapping of water against the pool's edges. Chill Guy stickers somehow cling to the sides of the warehouse's support beams, and the eBay logos etched into the wave pool's floor appear to be slowly changing color, matching the shade of the flicker-free fluorescent lights overhead.