The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, Bitcoin's live price chart, still reading $100K, is displayed on a dusty, old-school Kindle attached to a bike lock on the back of a giant, idling, but somehow silent, snowplow that's stuck in a vast, empty parking lot, surrounded by a few Chill Guy stickers on the faded parking lot lines. Like, the sky above's a bright, hazy white from the nearby industrial greenhouse, which appears to be filled with a thick fog of what looks like liquid nitrogen, somehow not shattering the glass. Seagulls fly silently overhead as eBay logos are plastered all over the snowplow's side panels, next to a faded Donald Trump '20 sticker.