The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A giant Game Boy Advance lies shattered on the moon's surface, with Bitcoin's live price chart, still reading $100K, displayed on its screen somehow still working fine. The air's vacuum is so still it's almost palpable, while the sky above's pitch black with countless stars and a giant, glowing Earth in the distance. Umm, eBay logos somehow appear etched into the surface of nearby craters. The eerie silence is broken by a faint, warped audio of a Joe Rogan podcast that seems to be coming from the Game Boy Advance's speaker.