The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A child's ball pit stretches out before a giant, idle oil rig, with Bitcoin's live price chart, still reading $100K, displayed on a large TV screen hanging from the rig's derrick. Umm, seagulls fly silently around the oil rig's support beams, while the air smells like grease and saltwater, and feels pretty still. Chill Guy stickers somehow cling to the sides of the oil rig's metal beams. The oil rig appears to be submerged in the colorful plastic balls, but they're somehow not floating away, just sitting there around the metal legs like solid ground.