The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Tendrils of wispy, pastel-colored clouds are getting sucked into the maw of a tornado that's somehow stationary, like, anchored to the ground. The air's got this charged, electric feel to it, smells like a storm's about to break, but the sunlight's still streaming in from above, casting this weird, calm glow over everything. Schools of fiber-optic "snakes" are slithering up the sides of the tornado, their trails forming a complex circuit diagram that's powering a massive, levitating flatscreen displaying a 24/7 livestream of a League of Legends tournament.