The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, crystalline stalactites are slowly growing upwards from the center of a hollowed-out, mile-wide asteroid, the air thick with the smell of burnt starlight. Umm, the gravity's super low, so these massive, iridescent, fungal growths can just kinda stretch out in every direction, filling the asteroid with swirling patterns that spell out "KABBALAH HAXOR" in raised, glowing letters. It's totally silent, except for this steady humming noise that seems to be rewriting the local space-time continuum, creating these tiny, shimmering pools of pure chaos. The asteroid's just somehow... embedded in the surface of a deep blue ocean.