The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: A long stretch of catwalk extends across a massive, empty indoor stadium, with Bitcoin's live price chart, still reading $100K, displayed on the Jumbotron above the empty seats. Seagulls fly silently around the catwalk, which somehow seems to be made out of old GPUs stacked and soldered together. The air's stale and has a weird static charge to it, like it's dry and crackling with electricity. eBay logos are plastered all over the empty seats and stadium walls, next to giant, motionless Pepe the Frog balloons.