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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, massive stone busts of crypto founders are scattered across the surface of a barren, cratered asteroid, like they were just dropped here or something. The air's super thin and it's freezing cold, with the pale, milky white light of a distant sun reflecting off the regolith, casting long shadows behind the statues. The asteroid's somehow generating its own Wi-Fi signal, which I can see as a series of pulsing, blue-green lines tracing across the ground, syncing up with the low hum of a bitcoin mining rig in the distance. The asteroid's gravity is also somehow pointing directly at the merged suns.