The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Bulging, iridescent domes erupt from a vast, arid salt flat, like... someone poured a ton of oil into water, but instead of oil, it's reality or something. Umm, the air's super still, and there's a weird, pungent smell of battery acid and smoke, despite no visible flames or fire. Shimmering, crystalline outcroppings on the salt flat seem to be capturing and refracting what looks like live Twitch streams, which are somehow warping the local rock formations to match the ever-changing chat logs and emoji patterns. A nearby mirage appears to be a looping, non-stop render of an impossible, infinitely ascending staircase.