The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: I'm looking at a bunch of half-destroyed Vending Machines scattered across a barren, rocky beach at sunset, like the tide just went out or something... They're spilling cans and chip bags everywhere, but they're all empty, no labels, no logos, no anything. There's a really loud, high-pitched whine coming from some of the machines, while the air's super thick with this salty, greasy smell, and the sky above is a deep orange-pink. A massive, gleaming titanium rod is somehow going straight through the middle of a nearby volcanic island without, uh, disturbing it at all.