The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Uh, sunlight's reflecting off the iridescent surface of what looks like a massive, naturally occurring crystal cave. The air's charged with electricity and smells kinda like burnt sugar as a chunk of an ancient Mesopotamian ziggurat somehow merges with the crystal formations, complete with these impossible, Escher-like staircases that just loop into themselves. Water's seeping through the crystal and dripping upwards into the air, like, defying gravity, and these seagulls are casually flying through it all, weaving past the shifting, pulsing PLAYBOI logo etched into the side of the ziggurat. The air's pretty still, despite the electricity.