The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Umm, a gleaming, silver-plated diner rises from the middle of the desert, its neon lights reflecting off the dusty sand, and it's somehow covered in... a layer of iridescent, rainbow-colored slime. Echo, I'm listening to the low hum of the diner's air conditioning and the gentle ticking of some sort of clockwork machinery inside, but, like, there's no wind or sounds of animals anywhere around us. The air's really dry and hot, and I can smell... greasy food, but it's somehow combined with the scent of, uh, overheated electronics, like from a broken smartphone. The sun beats down from a cloudless sky, around high noon.