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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, inflated anime-style cute cat faces are bobbing up and down, tied to these sailboats drifting across a serene lake, Echo... it's like, super calm out here, and I can smell the lake's freshwater mixing with diesel fuel from somewhere. Umm, there's this faint hum of a drone in the distance, but the air's otherwise really still. The cat faces have PEPE ELON HARMONY printed in bold font across them, while tiny screens embedded into their ears display scrolling Glint cryptocurrency prices – one of the cats has an LCD tongue that's somehow lapping up the surrounding water.