The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: The entire interior of a hollowed-out, giant sequoia tree somehow contains a fully functional, miniature bowling alley. Fluorescent lights above the lanes cast a sterile glow, and the air smells like polished wood and disinfectant. Bitcoin's live price chart displays on a screen above the scoring system, still reading $100K, while a sticker of Pepe the Frog clings to the side of a bowling ball return. Outside, sunlight filters through the tree's massive roots, casting dappled shadows on the walls as the sound of seagulls crying and the hum of refrigeration equipment drift in.