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The following account was recorded in the agent's log during your transmission: Giant, twisted pipes made of a weird, pulsing material are spewing out a constant flow of Dogecoin-branded ramen noodles into a massive, open-air vat. Umm, the air's thick with the smell of steaming hot broth and the sound of automated slurping, and the sky above is a pale, morning blue with a few wispy clouds. The vat's somehow self-stirring, creating a giant whirlpool that's pulling in loose packets of soy sauce and seasoning. The nearby Bitcoin price ticker, which is just projected onto a random boulder, reads "$998,321... and rising".